Come hear the tales of the ancient ones! The wisdom, the fury, the mettle of the days of olde! Fear not! For those who open these celebrated tomes walk not alone, but with armies of ancestors past. So, be bold and jump into the fire! You of course must use your "back" button to retreat. We of the past have no use for fancy trinkets and gadgets!

	Pinksheet one-Found in the ruins of a Central Park based cult of modern day Druids, these cuneiform tablets, carbon dated at almost one full year olde, have been transcribed into beautiful HTML 1.0 for your convenience. Enjoy!
	Pinksheet two-Hale Bopp's astronomical effects on the S.F. Norse Underground; the Billy Crystal Consortium; the dangers of tourism and more...
	Pinksheet three-What do Gene Siskel and Sri Chinmoy have in common? Check out Pinksheet 3 and find out!
	Pinksheet four-Read the issue of the Pinksheet that changed the internet forever and had the critics rolling around in ecstacy!
	Pinksheet five-Everything is Wrong...the first non-celluloid film of all time! You should probably read this...you may be in it!
Follow me to a land of endless delight!	Pinksheet six-Countdown to ecstacy with this atom bomb of many pleasures. Read the page that Don Johnson called "A WWW equivalent to the human orgasm."
	Pinksheet seven-Bob Goen and Mary Hart of Entertainment Tonight! walk on the wild side with yours truly in a Pinksheet that you'll never forget.
	Pinksheet eight-The back to basics result of months of Primal Scream therapy.
	Pinksheet nine-AKA 1.0v9. "What Sgt. Peppers did for the album, 1.0v9 does for the web page..."--David Fricke.
	Ken, issue 1-As bold a move as anyone's ever made; read what happens when an artist completely shifts gears just when what the public wants is another helping of the same ol'.
	Ken, issue 2-Oscarology from one of the world's formost Oscarologists!
	Games-What trickery be this? Could it be there is tomfoolery about? See if you can solve the riddle and win the young maiden's hand.
	Ken, issue 3-Sting vs. James Cameron, the annual Kennies, up-to-date reports from the set of Everything is Wrong and more!